Another Afternoon with Elsa

November 20

It takes a long time to grow young. ~ Pablo Picasso

As previously noted, Elsa Lee has had an every other weekend run at Carlos Creek Winery. We don’t mind. In fact, we are grateful. Nay, thanksgiving?

Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty. ~ James Thurber

[Before the winery, we dropped by Cherry Street Books for a book signing by Jamie Stoudt, an author from Stillwater, MN . . . ]

[Specifically, to pick up Don’t Get Caught, the venue for which is Alexandria, Minnesota. Legal thriller readers will find ‘Don’t Get Caught’ a powerful story made all the more intriguing by its roots in a real crime that occurred in the Midwest. Jamie Stoudt loosely bases this story on these events, fictionalizing the narrative for added dramatic impact (Midwest Book Review).

[And then on to the winery with Elsa. Yup, it was time to move the action indoors . . . ]

I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. ~ Steve Carrell

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society. ~ Mark Twain

[Elsa was delighted to see that the teenyboppers in the crowd . . . ]

[Knew to flick their “Bics” and sway to Hallelujah . . . ]

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are. ~ Will Ferrell

Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can’t do it in one push; you got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over. ~ Jerry Seinfeld

I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. ~ Anonymous

There’s nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can’t prolong. ~ Graham Chapman

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.’ ~ Steven Wright

There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it. ~ Mindy Kaling

[As Elsa sang “Happy Birthday,” Ann discovered it was for the lady in red at the back table. Ann dropped by their table, out of nosiness, I suppose (homage to Townes Van Zandt), to get the poop. The whole table was from Thunder Bay (the border is open). Appreciative of her interest they sent her back to our table with a piece of birthday cheesecake . . . ]

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. ~ Anonymous

I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it. ~ Eva Gabor

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. ~ Larry Lorenzoni

[So, Ruthie and Ann returned to the Thunder Bay table to thank them for the cheesecake . . . ]

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. ~ Kitty Collins

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. ~ Jerry M. Wright

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed. ~ Anthony Powell

Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts. ~ Leslie Nielsen

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: babe, district attorney and ‘Driving Miss Daisy.’ ~ Goldie Hawn

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